Cosmo

I had my bi-annual urge to reassert my femininity by buying a copy of Cosmo today. This almost always turns out to be a complete waste of $5 as it consists almost entirely of articles about how men like sex. Shocking, I know, you'd never have guessed that men like sex. Thank God Cosmo is there to impart such important top secret information about the male psyche to us chicks. I suddenly feel like I understand men so much better. Just in time since I'll need all the insight I can get about men if I'm to take Cosmo's horoscope advice, "...Explore options with a younger man around the 12th. He's not that innocent..."